Is it reeking here, 'cause this place, I believe, is already rotten hehe?  It's been a little more than two weeks since my previous post.  My long blog hiatus was mainly caused by those writing projects I completed, from tediously editing a badly-written paper to making a marketing plan for a fast-food chain in the US known as the White Castle (which the editor asked for a revision but I simply didn't obey, insisting and reporting to the admin that the editor was too damn lazy to read the whole thing).  Of course, I didn't report verbatim that the editor was too freakin' lazy 'cause I'm a gentleman like that hehe.  I just kindly told the editor to read the whole thing if he/she is asking for a major change and apparently it was.  At the end of the day, that marketing paper I made for White Castle was greatly appreciated by the client.  And now I'm worrying if that indolent editor still has a job haha.  I bet he/she was a bit embarrassed when the client expressed his gratification to me.  Objectively speaking, that editor crossed the line by doing a job more than what he/she is required to.  If you're an editor reading this blog (any editor for this matter), especially if you're making a living out of it, here's my friendly advice: Just don't mind the content of the write-up, especially if you haven't read about it.  Focus only on mere editing issues.  'Cause even if the content s*cks, it is not principally you, who would be held responsible in the end, it is still the writer.  Sure, it may result in the demise of the business if I submitted a s*cky content but come on, I care for the business too! That's not sarcastic, believe me this time hehe.  I care for the business 'cause you know what, I'm somehow helping my parents by paying some bills and this freelance work even helped to finance my tuition the previous sem and my enrolment for this last sem (which, by the way, I got into unscathed hehe).  So to the editor and the business as a whole, don't worry, I do care for you all wahaha.  And despite rejecting projects from left and right, I'm looking forward to that big productivity bonus to finally give my mother a branded nurse's shoes on her birthday hehe.  Sir or ma'am, advanced Merry Christmas!  Haha.

Ok, on other news, I've assessed that as time goes by, this blog is continually becoming less interesting 'cause I write almost all about myself, though not even close to a 10% of my whole life.  And what I prefer to share here is collectively not that interesting.  One must always remember that my blog and I should be treated "separate" from each other.  If you know me personally, you'd agree.  I'm nearly a jackass both at home and school.  Particularly at school, since I could hardly see the whiteboard well, most of the time I just blabber goofy things incessantly which surprisingly don't annoy my seatmates even a bit.  At home, I'm still an all-around goofball but when it comes to studying, damn, I'm a freakin' workhorse reading photocopied notes from a classmate and figuring them out all by myself.  This blog, on the other hand, is a lesser goofball believe it or not hehe.  Plus, my life is far more controversial haha (which I prefer not to disclose hehe).  So the topic I had been itching to write to finally make my blog a little more interesting is about the male brain hehe.  It'd still be general (so not personal hehe) but this time, this entry would hopefully be a novel move for this blog.  See you on the jump.

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Finally, an entry hehe.  Finally, I've got THE free time to attend to this almost desolate place called a blog.  I wasn't necessarily busy considering the fact that my 'last' sem has just started a couple of weeks ago.  It wasn't my sideline 'writing' job either.  I could easily chuck out writing projects whenever I'm not in the mood to churn out sentences (thing is, I'm always in the mood hehe).  Plus, I haven't even read Advanced Accounting (Part II) and solved auditing problems except at school.  So you might ask what took me so long to write another entry.  Well, I just missed my slacking lifestyle, that is all hehe   Believe me or not, I really did not enjoy my sem break just because I needed to know how much I could earn or to put it aptly, how productive I can be if I try to focus myself ONLY on churning words out.  And I realized, I'm not bad at all haha.  So these past days, I slacked a bit just to compensate for what I had missed (that rhymed inadvertently hehe).  Enough for that self-pimping of sharing to you how I'm productive and all.  Let's go to another story which would surely devalue my ego a hundred percent hehe.

To start off, let me shout this out: I need a f*ckin' laxative to regularly let loose the turd in me!  Some may not understand that healthy 'vent-out' so I'll translate it in simple "meaningful" words: I've been chronically constipated.  Hope you've just understood that hehe.  Let me share the funny history of me being always constipated.  Warning, if you're eating something while reading this, put it aside for a while, thank you hehe.  

When I was still a little kid, too little to even go to primary school, I had this nasty habit of holding my turd back.  To accomplish this deed, I had to prop against a wall, firmly cross my legs, and hold my turd back as powerfully as I could.  It had continued even until my highschool years but at the end, that nasty habit totally fell off the face of my weird world.  During those nasty times, I paid a huge toll, at least at the toilet.  I spent grueling hours at the toilet just releasing the amassed sh*t that I had once holded back.  Take note, that was when I was still a little kid, NOT when I was in highschool and of course, in college for Christ's sake.  But on this day, I've just noticed that I'm still gradually paying the same toll, though not on the same amount.  On a serious note, I feel like I've been stricken by irregularity a.k.a. constipation.  My father is always dropping a bomb on a daily basis.  In fact, he's becoming paranoid everytime he was unsuccessful at his daily shot.  Even to the point of eating nothing for a day but papayas.  I, on the other hand, drop my own, I think, three times a week.  It's not normal, I know.  If I try to drop it everyday (not essentially everyday but at least regular), I would just have a HARD time and it would just be too painful to pass.  But hopefully, my condition can still be prevented by regularly eating foods which are rich in fiber, drinking plenty of water, and getting enough exercise.  A laxative (which the doctor SHOULD suggest) is my last resort.  I have yet to observe.  But why did I come up with this entry by the way?  I realized just lately that my friends can drop their load as easy as it was for Americans to drop atomic bombs in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  In short, they can easily drop it f*ckin' anywhere and how I wish I could have that talent too hehe.